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so this is gonna be my last post because I have to turn in my computer tomorrow (I meaning my sister cause I'm kinda stuck at home) so this is me saying bye for the summer. It was nice meeting a lot of new people and I look forward to talking to you guys in the fall. Byeeeeeee <3

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Lucy, who was known for one peculiar thing: she could not stop farting. It wasn’t just an occasional squeak or puff—it was a full-on symphony of noises, each more unpredictable than the last.

It all started one Saturday morning when Lucy was helping her mother bake cookies. As they mixed the dough, Lucy felt the pressure building. She tried to hold it in, but the more she foc… Read more

I get it. You hated him 4 years ago and you still do today

I have seen a lot hate and vitriol thrown his way, but the guy is an overachiever and defies the odds.

Perhaps it is jealousy and people can't stand the thought of how much money and success he has.

Yeah, it may be true that he has had his fair share of scandals. He may have told a few lies here and there and twisted the truth to make himself look better. … Read more

Do not put your penis in a vacuum cleaner. Please do not insert your penis into a vacuum cleaner.

For starters, the vacuum cleaner might be dirty. It's likely that there might be dirt, dust, and bacteria that could cause an infection if they come into contact with sensitive tissues.

The vacuum cleaner is also dry. The penis is meant to be moist, and a vacuum cleaner with high suction power could chafe some of the d… Read more

Yesterday I was at the Burger King trying to get the free burger and the lady at the counter said it was only for people with the app.

I was stuck only buying a thing of fries with my money. She felt sorry for me I guess and I ended up getting 49c off the fries and a ton of extra money.

In the end, the King didn't end up forcing me to pay his tax.

Say what, say what? Say what, say what? Say what, say what? I say what, say what? (My dick is bigger than yours) Ooh, I say what, say what? I say what, say what? I say what, say what? (My band is bigger than yours) Too bad, I got your beans in my bag You stuck-up sucker, Korny motherfucker Taking over flows is the Limp pimp Need a Bizkit to save this crew from Jon Davis I'm gonna drop a little east side skill Ya best… Read more

I cant believe it was a Field trip today and I didn't have enough points to come so now im stuck in one class with all 7th graders doing I-ready

i have a weird theme song from a creepy kids show about an animatronic owl stuck in my head

Anyone on bc I am stuck in a class for 2 more hours pretty much and I wanna talk to someone

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Message To Loser lyrics

Artist: Jacknjellify (Yoylecake) English A A Message To Loser

Play "Message To Loser" on Amazon Music Unlimited (ad) Loser! (Huh?) I have a message to tell you (What is it?) You’re the strongest, the brightest The shining example You’ve got more loving fans Than our planet can handl… Read more

I am a registered sex offender, I stuck my dick into blender

Your mom is a trangender

And I am a professional nude sender.

i am in need of someone who can assassinate my child baby shes horny pls help ahh

daddy help me I'm stuck

Conversations with my younger self

How is oscar is he still jumping around like a kangaroo?

No, he got stuck underneath our dad's car now he can't jump.

how is grandnan is she still alive and well?

no, we lost her on February 21st at the age of 90.

our we still in the house we loved

no, we had to move houses because we couldn't afford it anymore.

are we still best friends with charlie Clarkson

no, she said something means about my parents and we stopped being friends in April 2021

But are we still happy all the time and have sooooooo many friends

No, we are just friends with a few people but they are awesome.

I kinda wanna stay here all alone keep to myself and just stay home Having to correct every thought I have might be part of the reason I feel sad But life supposedly gets easier this way Or so they say But I guess I just can't give in When the world tells me no I still feel it in my bones Yeah this is our society but i'm coming clean I'm still a believer Let's call a cab and we'll get out of town Two blocks down we'l… Read more