I wanted to buy some camo pants but couldn't find any.
What is an Orphans least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
Two priests walk into a store and cops come up to them and say they’re looking for a child molester and the priests both say I’ll do it
yo mama so fat when she go's to the shoe store she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL
A suicidal customer walks into a gun store...
Cashier: Is this your final purchase?
Customer: Actually, yes it is!
My husband asked me to get 6 cans of Sprite at the store. I realized when I got home that I had picked 7Up.
Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.
Why can't a a citizen in communist china especially a chinese male who is between 18 - 29 years old can not buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist china? Because the condom would be too big for the penis of chinese men in communist china
Q: What is hitler's least favorite grocery store? A: Jew-Osco
Where do rape victims buy there clothes from?
The kids section
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realised I was in a rape museum
Look, Bono is a great guy. But shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
Me: What do we need from there? I have a few things to do before I head out to the store, and then I will be home to pick up the stuff.
Random person: What stuff?🤨
Me: What?
The person: you said you’re going to pick up “the stuff”!!! What do you mean by that?!
Me: colourful flamingo fart.
a sister told her brother to walk to the store buy some candy watch movie with her while eating the candy (but he couldn't walk because he has no legs he couldn't buy candy because he has no arms he couldn't watch a movie because he was blind and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach who said he was real?)
