A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat. The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools the hat was covering the hips
I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick. She still isn't talking to me.
How do you start a rave in Africa? stick a pizza onto the ceiling.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Sh!t on a stick
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber
Teach a scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys !
3 Europeans head to an island. They are captured by the island people. They are going to kill them and they plead. They grant them a chance to live. The island people tell them to grab a fruit from the tribe's garden and bring it back, then to follow the task at hand. The first guy brings back a peach. The island leader says, "Stick it up your ass. If you laugh, you die." The first guy shoves it up his ass and laughs, so they kill him. The second guy brings a grape, he does the same and laughs, making them kill him. The first two are in heaven together. "Peaches are fuzzy so I laughed. How the hell did you die? You had a grape!" says the first guy. The second guy replied,"It didn't tickle at all. I laughted at the sight the third guy was bringing over a pinapple."
Roses are Red, Violets are blue, U make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz, It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick
What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
Your so much like a marshmallow, your so squishy and sticky and everyone puts their sticks inside of u
You were supposed to be born in the tree. The sticks were your siblings.
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
what is 6 inches and its long and its long? a slim Jim
