Stick jokes

I sucked a dick.

What do you call a stick that comes back a chicken?

Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

Stick toast to the ceiling.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.

I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn't find a manual.

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.