Stevens jokes
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
What were Steven Hawking's last words?
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What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.
Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.
Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither has he.
What happens when Steven Hawking dies?
Take his iPad to Cash Converters.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.