Stevens jokes
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
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Why did Steven Hawking's snot not go to heaven?
Because there is no ramp to heaven.
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
How does Stephen Hawking go to the toilet? He logs out.
You know what’s impossible?
Steven Walking.
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
Why did Stephen Hawking go out in the rain?
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.