Steve jokes
Steve Jobs would've been a better president than Trump...
But I guess comparing apples to oranges is unfair.
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said there is no God. In 2018, God said there is no Steve Hawking.
October 1, 2017 is when the Mandalay Bay became the Mandalay spray. Thank Steve for that.
Steve Kerr really named his son Nick.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
What is Steve Harrington's favorite musical?
Hairspray.
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
Hello Steve!
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.
The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
Stinky Steve.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Steve!"
"Steve who?"
Steve cries, aware that his grandmother's Alzheimer's has reached a point where she can no longer remember him.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
Gary and Steve are having sex and the phone rings. Steve goes to answer the phone and tells Gary, "Hey, don't finish yourself until I get back." After returning from the other room, there is cum all over the bed and wall of the bedroom. "Jesus, Gary, I said not to finish yourself until I got back!" Gary turns to him and says, "I didn't, I farted."
God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
Did you ever walk into Steve Hawking's house?
"No."
He hasn't too.
Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!