Stephen jokes
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
Why can't Stephen Hawking win any arguments?
Because he can't stand up for himself.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?
A: There’s no signal.
You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isn't going to heaven?
Because it's a stairway, not a ramp.
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking lost connection to the WiFi.
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!