Stephen jokes
When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?
He had an affair with Alexa.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
What is Stephen Hawking's mum?
Your mum!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isn't going to heaven?
Because it's a stairway, not a ramp.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.