Stephen jokes

How did Stephen Hawking die?

He rolled away and his charger unplugged.

I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."

Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.

Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.

What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.

What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?

Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."

I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.

It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?

Hot Wheels.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Windows didn’t update in time.

Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.

She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...

Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?

A: There’s no signal.

You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isn't going to heaven?

Because it's a stairway, not a ramp.

What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Somebody threw an EMP at him.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.

Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.

Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.

Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?

There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!

Who's never the last man standing?

Stephen Hawking.

If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.