Stephen jokes
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.
Sixty years ago, Stephen Hawking's teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams, kids. Reach for the stars.
Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?
Chocolate arm.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.
There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.
Why was it cold in Stephen Hawking's house?
Because he had a new window open...
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
R. I. P. Roll in Peace.
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.
Guess Stephen's batteries died.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
Stephen Hawking died because he turned off his VPN.