Stephen jokes
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day? F5
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.
What does Stephen Hawking eat?
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he broke his leg?
Hospital or Currys PC World?
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
How did Stephen Hawking actually die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection.
Why are batteries quicker than Stephen Hawking?
Because they can run out.
Which is the odd one out? FISH, SNAKE, STEPHEN HAWKING, HORSE.
Horse, of course — the rest can't walk.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.