Now that Stephen Hawking is dead, the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand-up.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?
The Windows shutdown sound plays.
Sixty years ago, Stephen Hawking's teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams, kids. Reach for the stars.
What has 4 wheels, 2 legs, and loves his shoulder?
Stephen Hawking.
I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.
Stephen Hawking just died. Have they tried rebooting him to factory settings?
