Stephen jokes
There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stephen.
Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
How does Stephen Hawking compete in the hurdles?
He ducks when he gets to them.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
Stephen Hawking tried to crack Abutu.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.