When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of data.
Guess Stephen's batteries died.
Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed, but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?
He had an affair with Alexa.
What noise does Stephen Hawking make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune.
How does Stephen Hawking take a shit? He logs out.
What was the one test Stephen Hawking couldn't pass? The beep test.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? -- Because he can't do stand up.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.
What were Stephen's last words? “Battery low.”
