Stephen jokes
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.
Why did Steven Hawkins go to hell?
Because he couldn't walk the stairs to heaven.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he just uploaded himself to the 'net...
What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time!
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.