Stephen jokes
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
Why did Stephen Hawking's girlfriend finish with him? Because he would never walk her home.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because there was only a stairway to heaven and no lifts.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
Some people like Stephen Hawking jokes, but he will never be a stand-up comedian.
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
What idiot said to Stephen Hawking, "You can't run before you can walk"?
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.
Stephen Hawking forgot the WiFi password.
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
Roll In Peace.