Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon...
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
stephen hawking went on a date and come back with a broken leg, I can't believe she stood him up
I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.
I guess you could say Stephen Hawkins is a dead meme
What do u call someone smart and dead ?
Stephen Hawking .......
Stephen hawking isn’t dead he’s just can’t walk to the shop and get new batteries 🙄
whats the difference between stephen and a car. a car loses oil, stephen loses the ability to walk
If Stephen Hawkins was so Fucking Smart , Why hasn't he learned to walk yet ?
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad? You turn off the WiFi router
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favourite band? The Rolling Stones.
Stephen Hawking is not dead he justs need to charge
Stephen Hawkins was one of the best scientists ever, Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven
How does Stephen hawking have sex, enter backspace enter backspace enter backspace
Q. Why is Stephen Hawing so good at air guitar A. Because he has excellent string theory
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawkins coffin
what do you call stephen hawking on a bungy jump
spasticelastic
How do u know Stephen hawking is having a seizures - he spills coffee on his I pad
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins Wheel Chair ?
A:) Tesla
What's Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.
