Have you walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Oh, neither did he.
If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?
I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found."
Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.
They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.
How did Stephen Hawking die? There was a power outage
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled too far away from the outlet on the wall.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?
"Stand" Ford University. :3
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
Stephen Hawking once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
So Stephen Hawking walked into a bar - just kidding.
Stephen Hawking is so lucky to go to heaven.
Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
You wanna know who didn't kick the bucket? Stephen Hawking didn't; nor did he bite the dust.
When Stephen Hawking found out about physics, he was speechless.
