Stephen jokes
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything. He'd break if he did.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
How does Stephen Hawking compete in the hurdles?
He ducks when he gets to them.
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?
At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂
What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
What shoe size is Stephen Hawking?
It doesn't matter—he can't walk anyway.
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.
Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...
Currys PC World.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?