Have you walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Oh, neither did he.
If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
There was a power outage.
Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.
They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.
I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found."
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled too far away from the outlet on the wall.
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?
"Stand" Ford University. :3
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
Stephen Hawking is so lucky to go to heaven.
Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.
So Stephen Hawking walked into a bar - just kidding.
Stephen Hawking once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
When Stephen Hawking found out about physics, he was speechless.
You wanna know who didn't kick the bucket? Stephen Hawking didn't; nor did he bite the dust.
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
