Stephen jokes
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar.
Oh, is that how he ended up in a wheelchair?
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.