Stephen jokes
If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
There was a power outage.
I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found."
Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.
They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.
I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled too far away from the outlet on the wall.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?
"Stand" Ford University. :3
Stephen Hawking is so lucky to go to heaven.
Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.
So Stephen Hawking walked into a bar - just kidding.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
Stephen Hawking once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.
When Stephen Hawking found out about physics, he was speechless.
You wanna know who didn't kick the bucket? Stephen Hawking didn't; nor did he bite the dust.
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.