How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries
God, I miss Stephen Hawking.
He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
Where was Stephen Hawking during the house fire?
The top of the stairs.
Stephen Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills.
He just couldn’t figure out who.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
Funny how Hawking rhymes with talking and walking and he can't do either. And first 4 letters of his Christian name spells step and he also can't do that.
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
Stephen only died because his wife tripped over the power cord.
If Stephen Hawking Gets a Heart Attack, where do you go, The hospital or curry’s PC World
