Stephen jokes
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day? F5
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?
What were Stephen's last words? “Battery low.”
Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?
A. Because he has excellent string theory.
He's dead.
Now touring: Stephen Hawking unplugged.
Where was Stephen Hawking during the house fire?
The top of the stairs.
Stephen Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills.
He just couldn’t figure out who.
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything. He'd break if he did.