Stephen

Stephen jokes

Burger

A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.

I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.

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  • Name

    What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?

    Stephen Walkins.

    Stephen Hawking

    Stephen Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills.

    He just couldn’t figure out who.

    Song

    I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!

    Pin

    Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.