Stephen jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
What was Stephen Hawking's mother's name?
Ilean.
What runs faster than Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair?
His Internet.
A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.
I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries.
Where was Stephen Hawking during the house fire?
The top of the stairs.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
Stephen Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills.
He just couldn’t figure out who.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.