Stephen hawkings jokes
What did Stephen Hawking say—I mean, type—when he saw a beautiful woman?
"That's the best shag I never had."
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
Stephen Hawking walks into... er...rolls into a bar.
What did Stephen Hawking's mum say to him when he asked for £10?
"You can take a run and jump!"
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because there was a power cut.
Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now? No, because he is dead.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
What do you call Stephen Hawking's toes on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost a water gun fight.
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?