Stephen hawkings jokes
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
How do you execute Stephen Hawking?
The electric wheelchair.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.
Stephen Hawking said there is no god.
God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?
Chocolate arm.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
What do you call Stephen Hawking's toes on fire?
Hot Wheels.