Stephen hawkings jokes
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
How do you execute Stephen Hawking?
The electric wheelchair.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
Stephen Hawking said there is no god.
God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?
Chocolate arm.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."
What do you call Stephen Hawking's toes on fire?
Hot Wheels.