Stephen hawkings jokes
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
How do you execute Stephen Hawking?
The electric wheelchair.
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking said there is no god.
God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?
Chocolate arm.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."
What do you call Stephen Hawking's toes on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.