Stephen hawkings jokes

Song

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?

The wheels on the chair go round and round.

Speaker

I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.

God

Stephen Hawking said there is no god.

God said there is no Stephen Hawking.

Black Hole

Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈

Death

What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?

The blue screen of death.

Death

Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."

Movie

Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."

Stephen Hawking

Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.

Burger

A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.

I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.

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