Stephen hawkings jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His computer got a virus.
Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...
Currys PC World.
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He traveled too far from the outlet.
Who did Stephen Hawking love more than anyone else?
His wife, "Eye," who was also bad at running.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
Stephen Hawking is as broke as his legs.
Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.