Stephen hawkings jokes
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
How do you execute Stephen Hawking?
The electric wheelchair.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
Stephen Hawking said there is no god.
God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?
Chocolate arm.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
What do you call Stephen Hawking's toes on fire?
Hot Wheels.