What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.
Stephen Hawkings Jokes
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
Stephen Hawking said there is no god.
God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?
Chocolate arm.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's toes on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What runs faster than Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair?
His Internet.
What was Stephen Hawking's mother's name?
Ilean.
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.
I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
