Stephen hawkings jokes

Name

What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?

Stephen Walkins.

Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills.

He just couldn’t figure out who.

Song

I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!

Death

The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far from the wall. The cord unplugged.