Stephen hawkings jokes
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
Stephen Hawking missed assembly this morning.
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died was because he saw the end.
What did Stephen Hawking's computer say when he died?
"ERROR"
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Stephen Hawking's death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, do you take him to PC World or A&E?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
Why is Stephen Hawking in hell?
He couldn't get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he forgot to plug in the charger.
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head N Shoulders.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.