Stephen hawkings jokes
What runs faster than Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair?
His Internet.
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
What was Stephen Hawking's mother's name?
Ilean.
A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.
I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one liners?
Because he can't do standup.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
Stephen Hawking walks into... er...rolls into a bar.
What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
Have you ever walked in to Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"I'm lagging."
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?
He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
What did Stephen Hawking's computer say when he died?
"ERROR"
Where was Stephen Hawking during the house fire?
The top of the stairs.
Stephen Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills.
He just couldn’t figure out who.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
The real reason Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.