What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
Stephen Hawkings Jokes
Why does Stephen Hawking do one liners?
Because he can't do standup.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
Stephen Hawking walks into... er...rolls into a bar.
What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?
He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries.
God, I miss Stephen Hawking.
He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"I'm lagging."
Have you ever walked in to Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
What did Stephen Hawking's computer say when he died?
"ERROR"
Where was Stephen Hawking during the house fire?
The top of the stairs.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
Stephen Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills.
He just couldn’t figure out who.
The real reason Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far from the wall. The cord unplugged.
