Stephen hawkings jokes
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
Stephen Hawking once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
I like balls.
No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
Have you ever walked in to Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
Stephen Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills.
He just couldn’t figure out who.
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
Stephen Hawking is not dead; he just needs to charge.
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
Stephen Hawking said there is no god.
God said there is no Stephen Hawking.