Stephen hawkings jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
Who did Stephen call when he crashed?... The geek squad.
How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?
He spills coffee on his iPad.
I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything. He'd break if he did.
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
He couldn’t climb the stairway.