Stephen hawkings jokes
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
Stephen Hawking walked to the shop.
I lied 😄
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.