Stephen hawkings jokes
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
How did Stephen Hawking actually die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he broke his leg?
Hospital or Currys PC World?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His left shoulder.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
Stephen Hawking walked to the shop.
I lied 😄
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven.