Stephen hawkings jokes
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His left shoulder.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.
How did Stephen Hawking actually die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he broke his leg?
Hospital or Currys PC World?
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven.
Stephen Hawking walked to the shop.
I lied 😄
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!