Stephen hawkings jokes
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but he couldn’t stand up?
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
R. I. P. Roll in Peace.
What runs faster than Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair?
His Internet.
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."
Stephen Hawking isn't dead; his update is just laggy because he is too far from the WiFi box.
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell, not heaven? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
Why did Stephen Hawking stop playing hide and seek with his wife?
She kept getting the metal detector out.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.
He also forgot to pay the power bill.
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.