Stephen hawkings jokes
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because his ethernet cable disconnected.
A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking. I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
How does Stephen Hawking take a shit? He logs out.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
- They see me rolling.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
Why did Stephen Hawking stop playing hide and seek with his wife?
She kept getting the metal detector out.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.
There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now? No, because he is dead.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven? Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time!
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
What has 4 wheels, 2 legs, and loves his shoulder?
Stephen Hawking.
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?
You turn off the WiFi router.
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.