Stephen hawkings jokes
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His shoulder.
Stephen Hawking walked in a bar...
Just kidding.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
Stephen Hawking walks into a b... nevermind.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."
There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.
At least Stephen Hawking does something.
Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"
Don't use Head and Shoulders, just use Head; otherwise, you'll end up in the retarded situation Stephen Hawking went through.
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
I moved all the Bibles to the fiction section because there is no God, as said Stephen Hawking in 2011, but in 2018, God said there was no Stephen Hawking.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why is Stephen Hawking in hell?
He couldn't get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
What happened the night Stephen Hawking came home wasted?
Nothing... wife couldn’t tell.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.