Stephen hawkings jokes
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"
What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?
Chocolate arm.
When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head N Shoulders.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
Stephen Hawking walks, I mean rolls into a bar.
Why did Steven Hawkins go to hell?
Because he couldn't walk the stairs to heaven.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
Stephen Hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?
Dribble.
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
Stephen Hawking's death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for his breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
His shoulder.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.