Stephen hawkings jokes
Stephen Hawking walked in a bar...
Just kidding.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
Stephen Hawking walks into a b... nevermind.
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."
There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.
At least Stephen Hawking does something.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"
I moved all the Bibles to the fiction section because there is no God, as said Stephen Hawking in 2011, but in 2018, God said there was no Stephen Hawking.
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
Don't use Head and Shoulders, just use Head; otherwise, you'll end up in the retarded situation Stephen Hawking went through.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
Why is Stephen Hawking in hell?
He couldn't get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
What happened the night Stephen Hawking came home wasted?
Nothing... wife couldn’t tell.
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.