Stephen hawkings jokes

Comedy

Stephen Hawking tried comedy.

His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."

House

Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?

Neither has he. 😂😂

Hide-and-seek

Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.

Wheelchair

What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"

Bible

I moved all the Bibles to the fiction section because there is no God, as said Stephen Hawking in 2011, but in 2018, God said there was no Stephen Hawking.

Shampoo

Don't use Head and Shoulders, just use Head; otherwise, you'll end up in the retarded situation Stephen Hawking went through.

Stairway

How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?

Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.

Top

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking during a house fire.