Stephen hawkings jokes
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time!
Stephen Hawking is ALIVE!
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His shoulder.
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.
How does Stephen Hawking compete in the hurdles?
He ducks when he gets to them.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die.
His charger broke.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
What do you call Stephen Hawking's toes on fire?
Hot Wheels.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
What was the one test Stephen Hawking couldn't pass? The beep test.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?