Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
Stephen Hawkings Jokes
Stephen Hawking walks into a b... nevermind.
There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.
At least Stephen Hawking does something.
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.
Why is Stephen Hawking in hell?
He couldn't get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven.
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"
I moved all the Bibles to the fiction section because there is no God, as said Stephen Hawking in 2011, but in 2018, God said there was no Stephen Hawking.
Don't use Head and Shoulders, just use Head; otherwise, you'll end up in the retarded situation Stephen Hawking went through.
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
What happened the night Stephen Hawking came home wasted?
Nothing... wife couldn’t tell.
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
