Stephen hawkings jokes
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost a water gun fight.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.
So, Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Wait, he can't.
Stephen Hawking isn’t dead, he’s just using VPN.
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost internet connection.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.