What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to download a free version of Windows.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi connection.
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
Stephen Hawking lost connection to the WiFi.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
He didn’t, there was no lift...!
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, do you take him to PC World or A&E?