Stephen hawkings jokes
So, Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Wait, he can't.
Stephen Hawking isn’t dead, he’s just using VPN.
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost internet connection.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
Stephen Hawking's family was cruel. He fell over and got told to man up and walk it off.
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
There was a power outage.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.