Stephen hawkings jokes
Why is Stephen Hawking in hell?
He couldn't get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
Stephen Hawking's death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
Stephen Hawking died because he turned off his VPN.
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentally lost his bluetooth connection.
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His shoulder.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?
He had an affair with Alexa.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking died because his WiFi ran out.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far from the wall. The cord unplugged.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now?
No, because he is dead.
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar. Just kidding :(