How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost internet connection.
Stephen Hawkings Jokes
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
Stephen Hawking's family was cruel. He fell over and got told to man up and walk it off.
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
There was a power outage.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Yeah, neither has he!
