Stephen hawkings jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
Stephen Hawking's family was cruel. He fell over and got told to man up and walk it off.
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
There was a power outage.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Yeah, neither has he!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
When Stephen Hawking died, I assume his computer crash caused it.
Stephen Hawking tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?