Stephen hawkings jokes
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, do you take him to PC World or A&E?
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
Stephen Hawking tried to crack Abutu.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂
What does Stephen Hawking have for food?
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?
Both of their legs don't work.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Head, shoulders, screws, and bolts.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.