Stephen hawkings jokes
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
He couldn’t climb the stairway.
Stephen Hawking said there is no God.
2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
Stephen Hawking only went to hell because he couldn't get up the stairway to heaven.
How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? "HOT WHEELS"
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.
Why is Stephen Hawking in hell?
He couldn't get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
Stephen Hawking's death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
Stephen Hawking died because he turned off his VPN.