Stephen hawkings jokes

Stephen Hawking = dead smart.

I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?

Head and Shoulders.

Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.

Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?

Because he's British.

I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.

Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.

How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?

Go to the junkyard.

What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?

Hard shoulder.

If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?

Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?

He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.

Stephen Hawking died.

How does Stephen Hawking have sex?

Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.

Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.

I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.

Autobots, "Roll Out!"

Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?

Hot Wheels.

The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.