Stephen hawkings jokes

What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.

Stephen Hawking isn't dead; his update is just laggy because he is too far from the WiFi box.

Stephen Hawking = dead smart.

I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?

Head and Shoulders.

Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.

Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?

Because he's British.

I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.

Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.

How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?

Go to the junkyard.

What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?

Hard shoulder.

If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?

Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?

He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.

Stephen Hawking died.

How does Stephen Hawking have sex?

Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.

Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.

I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.

Autobots, "Roll Out!"

Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?

Hot Wheels.