Stephen hawkings jokes
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there were stairs.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.
I’m just kidding.
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead; his update is just laggy because he is too far from the WiFi box.
Stephen Hawking = dead smart.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?
He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
Stephen Hawking died.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
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