Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.
Stephen Hawkings Jokes
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.
Stephen Hawking walked in a bar...
Just kidding.
Why did Stephen Hawking stop playing hide and seek with his wife?
She kept getting the metal detector out.
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?
You turn off the WiFi router.
What shampoo does Stephen Hawkings use?
Head & Shoulders.
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.
She really hates it when I spit my food back out.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's toes on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
What has 4 wheels, 2 legs, and loves his shoulder?
Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?
To sing.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password.
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
Have you ever walked in to Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
