My sister and a basketball got certain things in common. My sister tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team ?
It's cuz they always eat the bat .
I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair. We started playing rocket league
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have home to run to.
What was the first sport played on the moon ? Capture the flag
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where shall he go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the secretary, “Where is home room?” The secretary then said which home room number did it say and it showed 1. The orphan then starting to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games
they missed the homecoming games
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bay
What is a Mexican persons favorite sport: Cross Country
wanna know why kobe can't shoot
because he's dead
why cant asian play base ball - because they will eat the bat
Why cant asians play cricket Theyll eat the bat
Shit if somebody invades America the Crips and the Bloods are gonna call a truce so that they can get the big toys out and call Geneva achievement. White women would ride into battle riding lions, tigers, and bears while claymore-strapped rhumbas swept the streets. There's a reason Putin keeps threatening to boom boom us with the boom booms and make you see x-rays before you go go. We have freaking cannibals still. Hell, we have more guns than people. Dodging bullets have become a rite of passage. Just look at how we raise our kids on caffeine and M16s playing Call of Duty. Then we send them into the warzone known as the American public education system with no weapons. No means to protect themselves other than with their fists. Here Timmy, fight off the bullets with your bare fist and hope you can zig-zag. Hell, the quiet kids in this country start dropping bodies just cause you teased them. The fuck you think's gonna happen when Timmy can't get his damn chicken nuggets and you took his internet out? Hell the gangs in America would no longer make their money off the drugs illegally. They'd be our medics and taking bets on kill shots. Don't even get me started on the unhinged millennials the moment they can't get their mood stabilizers. War crimes would become an art form and we'd run around like we playing Pokemon. GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL! Americans would turn war crimes into an extreme sport while the military stands back and records it just so they can show the rest of the world the example of why not to fuck with us. Shit Geneva Convention would turn into a to-do list on every American household fridge. We take that shit so seriously we'd have comedy central sending Kevin Hart to tell us rules for engagement. Racism in America would be single-handedly by ended as Billy Bob and Tyrone high five because they think they just unlocked the super secret duck hunt level with foreign paratroopers. Shit somebody please threaten us with a good time. Invade the united states. Let us show you why the first color in our flag is red.
What do cheetah like? Sports
Why can’t orphans play baseball they have got no home to run to
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team Because I hate dealing with parents.
Why does New York have the jets as their football team if those are what took out the twin towers
When your friends talking about sports: Jake says " It was 17.56M people watching in basketball championship"🦁
Sam says " It was 113M People watching the Super Bowl" 😯🐱
Avion says "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching World Cup 😶🙀
why cant orphans play baseball cause they cant go to home base😈