Sports Jokes

Cookbook

I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.

Orphan

Why do orphans love playing tennis?

Because it’s the only love they get.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They ain't got no home to run to.

Bowling Ball

What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?

A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.

Wife

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.

Game

Hey guys, wish me luck on my game Al-Nassr vs. Raed Al-Raed. I have 604 million followers on Instagram, but we are not gonna be able to beat that. Can we get to 69 followers, please and thankyou?

Mexican

Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, swim, or jump are already here.

9/11

On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.

Gay

Why don't gays shop at sports authority?

They prefer Dick's.

Hitler

What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?

Usain Bolt can finish a race.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They don’t know where home plate is.

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can never get a home run.

Basketball

Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"

Kobe

It’s ok to yell “Kobe” after missing a shot, he didn’t make it either.