Sport jokes
Your mother is such a slut, she should be in the NFL hall of fame for the greatest wide receiver!
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
He turns, he shoots!
And that is a horrible end to the Grand National...
Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?
Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
If laziness was an Olympic sport, I'd come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.
Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?
"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought that fruit punch was a boxer.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
What’s better than winning a medal at the Paralympics?
Being able to walk.
What was the winning play at the leper football game? A hand off up the middle.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.