Sport jokes
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Why can't orphans play rounders?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.
But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
What is it called when two Mexicans play basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He had no home to run to!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.