Sport jokes
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He had no home to run to!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why is basketball called basketball?
Because you play with a basket.
Memes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
South's losing to Broncos. 😹
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can’t hit a home run.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”
Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.