Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.
Why do you think China should have a baseball team?
They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.
I like to drown in a pool.
I mean billiards...
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.
Where do you find white people on a bench?
- The NBA.
Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?
Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?
America - 8
Ethiopia - didn't.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!