What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
Sport Jokes
Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Lessi
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Messi chiquito...
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
If Kobe missed a shot, his helicopter will too.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
