Sport jokes
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.
Messi is really messy.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
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Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
We gave Erik ten Hag 7-Up after Liverpool thrashed Man Utd 7-0. He said, "F**k you all!"
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.