Sport jokes
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”
Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
Memes
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Messi is really messy.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.