Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?
Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's.
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
Ahhhhh shit! IT’S HUNTING SEASON y’all!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
