Sport jokes
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
Lessi
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.