Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Messi is really messy.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
Lessi
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why is basketball called basketball?
Because you play with a basket.
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can’t hit a home run.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.