Sport jokes
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
Messi is really messy.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
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