Sport jokes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
Ahhhhh shit! IT’S HUNTING SEASON y’all!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.
Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why is a football stadium always so cold?
Answer: Because it has a lot of fans!
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
What did a jockey's manager say to him before the race?
"Use the horse!"
Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one too.
What’s something you can say during a pregnancy test and during a sporting event?
"We’ve got a runner!"
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.