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Sea

Who lives under the sea?

Malaysia flight 370.

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Car

The image shows a black car with Spongebob Squarepants and Squidward Tentacles painted on the back. Below that, is an image of various Spongebobs yelling.

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Squidward

Woahhhhhhh, we’re halfway theeeere! WOAHHHHHHH OHHHH, Squidward on a chaIIIir!

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Battery

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The image shows two panels side by side. On the left panel, there is a phone interface with an airplane icon, the number 11%, and a battery with one bar remaining. On the right panel, there's a scene from SpongeBob SquarePants, showing a green fish character looking serious, and two smaller fish looking surprised. Below the fish is another serious looking green fish. At the bottom of the image, there's a handle with text "@basicgamesguy" and another icon.

Gun

Shitpost-master general

A man stands in front of two American flags holding a red toy gun. He is wearing a black shirt that says "I (heart) Haunted Mound". The photo is cropped to show a red circle highlighting a Spongebob Squarepants plushie sitting on a bed.

Mom

The image shows a two-panel meme featuring Spongebob Squarepants. The top panel reads: "Moms when you buy something with their money", paired with an image of Spongebob with a wide-open mouth and shocked expression. The bottom panel reads: "Moms when they buy something with your money", paired with an image of Spongebob with a cute and innocent face, and hands on his cheek.

Improvement

Me trying to make improvements to my life

The image shows Spongebob Squarepants with a determined look on his face, holding a glass of water in one hand. He is positioned next to a trash can with some odd-looking contents sticking out of it. The text above the image says, "me trying to make improvements to my life".

Relationship

A close-up of SpongeBob SquarePants' thin yellow arms loosely held inside large, oversized blue handcuffs. He can clearly pull his hands out at any time. The text overlay says "help im in a toxic online relationship".

Sex

The image is divided into two panels. The left panel shows Patrick Star from SpongeBob SquarePants under a large mushroom. The text reads, "When she on top and it slips out and misses on re-entry." The right panel shows the Pink Panther standing in front of a fireplace. The text reads, "When he asks you to warm up dinner."

Pedophile

A screenshot from SpongeBob SquarePants. In the center, SpongeBob, smiling, holds hands with Squidward Tentacles, who has a neutral expression. A fish character watches them from the left with a slightly startled expression. The caption above reads: 'When you've finally had enough of your autistic brother, so you decide to sell him to the local pedophile'

Dentist

Like mf how tf am I supposed to talk when my mouth is wide tf open

The image shows a scene from Spongebob Squarepants. Patrick Star is holding Spongebob's mouth open, while Spongebob looks distressed. The text on top of the image reads "Nobody: The dentist: So how's life going".

Thought

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A drawing of Squidward Tentacles from SpongeBob SquarePants, looking sad and stressed. The text reads: "me trying to keep all my bad thoughts to myself and be a nice person."

Hair

A yellow, porous, rectangular cartoon character, resembling Spongebob Squarepants, is depicted with a surprised or shocked expression, mouth wide open, and eyes closed, appearing to lie down. Above the character, white text reads: "dam splotch cob got da hair ike fart shrimp sun".

Heroin

heroin monkey rare variation

A digital artwork depicts Spongebob Squarepants as a gangster. He is wearing a red pinstripe suit and a matching fedora with a camouflage band. He has a large ring on his finger and is holding a fan of pink banknotes.

Hello Kitty

A blurry, low-resolution image of the character Squidward Tentacles from the show SpongeBob SquarePants, screaming and pointing his finger aggressively towards the right. Above the image is a text block from a social media platform stating: "HELLO KITTY DOES NOT LIKE SELF HARM OR TAKING XANAX. SHE ENJOYS BAKING COOKIES WITH HER FRIENDS".

Family

Mr. Krabs and Spongebob sit around a campfire. The text overlay reads, "When you're old enough to learn the family lore and find out the monsters you're related to."

Love

A cartoon image of Spongebob Squarepants looking at a red machine. The machine displays two red hearts and the word "Tota" above them.

Stage

VICTORY ROYALE IN SPONGEBOB

A digital image of a trading card with Doodlebob from Spongebob Squarepants. He is in a scene of a battle and has the text "Victory Royale!" The card says "DOODLEBOB LV.9999999999 200 HP" and has different moves like "hahahahahah" and "meme on u".

Popsicle

Is this scary 😨

A SpongeBob SquarePants popsicle with a yellow top, pink bottom, and a black smile.

Emotion

A three-panel meme featuring characters from the movie Inside Out. In the first panel, Joy (a bright yellow emotion character) speaks to a small, strange creature with wide eyes, saying, "sorry pancreatic cancer but i dont think you qualify as an emotion." In the second panel, the creature replies, "this is bullshit you let spongebob in." In the third panel, SpongeBob SquarePants appears in the foreground, saying, "sponging out is an important step in a persons life how about you read a fucking book."

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