Spongebob squarepants jokes

Nuke

  • Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.

    Patrick: *picks up nuke*

    Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!

    Patrick: Yes.

    Nuke: *boom*

    Spongebob

  • (This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!

    Meat

  • Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

    They both routinely place meat in small buns.

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