Spongebob Squarepants Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Flight

556 views · Shower thoughts · 3 months ago

Who lives under the sea?

Malaysia flight 370.

Squidward

5 views · Amonygus · 4 years ago

Woahhhhhhh, we’re halfway theeeere! WOAHHHHHHH OHHHH, Squidward on a chaIIIir!

Car

14 views · Tucker · 2 years ago

The image shows a black car with Spongebob Squarepants and Squidward Tentacles painted on the back. Below that, is an image of various Spongebobs yelling.

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Octopus

69 views · Anonymous · 9 years ago

What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? -- Identical.

Stereotype

236 views · ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ · 1 year ago

What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?

They're both yellow and can't drive.

Meat

47 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

They both routinely place meat in small buns.

Pedo

119 views · Deeznutzz222 · 3 years ago

What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?

Are you ready, kids?🤣

Michael Jackson

28 views · Anonymous · 4 years ago

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

Battery

9 views · Manga fan · 3 years ago

Meme:

The image shows two panels side by side. On the left panel, there is a phone interface with an airplane icon, the number 11%, and a battery with one bar remaining. On the right panel, there's a scene from SpongeBob SquarePants, showing a green fish character looking serious, and two smaller fish looking surprised. Below the fish is another serious looking green fish. At the bottom of the image, there's a handle with text "@basicgamesguy" and another icon.

Gun

22 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

A man stands in front of two American flags holding a red toy gun. He is wearing a black shirt that says "I (heart) Haunted Mound". The photo is cropped to show a red circle highlighting a Spongebob Squarepants plushie sitting on a bed.

Mom

11 views · Lostin Flowers · 2 years ago

The image shows a two-panel meme featuring Spongebob Squarepants. The top panel reads: "Moms when you buy something with their money", paired with an image of Spongebob with a wide-open mouth and shocked expression. The bottom panel reads: "Moms when they buy something with your money", paired with an image of Spongebob with a cute and innocent face, and hands on his cheek.

Relationship

119 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 months ago

A close-up of SpongeBob SquarePants' thin yellow arms loosely held inside large, oversized blue handcuffs. He can clearly pull his hands out at any time. The text overlay says "help im in a toxic online relationship".

Hello Kitty

197 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 months ago

A blurry, low-resolution image of the character Squidward Tentacles from the show SpongeBob SquarePants, screaming and pointing his finger aggressively towards the right. Above the image is a text block from a social media platform stating: "HELLO KITTY DOES NOT LIKE SELF HARM OR TAKING XANAX. SHE ENJOYS BAKING COOKIES WITH HER FRIENDS".

Improvement

10 views · Lostin Flowers · 2 years ago

Me trying to make improvements to my life

The image shows Spongebob Squarepants with a determined look on his face, holding a glass of water in one hand. He is positioned next to a trash can with some odd-looking contents sticking out of it. The text above the image says, "me trying to make improvements to my life".

Dentist

13 views · Jazzy💕 · 1 year ago

Like mf how tf am I supposed to talk when my mouth is wide tf open

The image shows a scene from Spongebob Squarepants. Patrick Star is holding Spongebob's mouth open, while Spongebob looks distressed. The text on top of the image reads "Nobody: The dentist: So how's life going".

Pedophile

189 views · MEME LORD · 1 year ago

A screenshot from SpongeBob SquarePants. In the center, SpongeBob, smiling, holds hands with Squidward Tentacles, who has a neutral expression. A fish character watches them from the left with a slightly startled expression. The caption above reads: 'When you've finally had enough of your autistic brother, so you decide to sell him to the local pedophile'

Sex

19 views · Madballs · 2 years ago

The image is divided into two panels. The left panel shows Patrick Star from SpongeBob SquarePants under a large mushroom. The text reads, "When she on top and it slips out and misses on re-entry." The right panel shows the Pink Panther standing in front of a fireplace. The text reads, "When he asks you to warm up dinner."

Thought

9 views · freddyfatbear · 2 years ago

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A drawing of Squidward Tentacles from SpongeBob SquarePants, looking sad and stressed. The text reads: "me trying to keep all my bad thoughts to myself and be a nice person."

Heroin

23 views · Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

heroin monkey rare variation

A digital artwork depicts Spongebob Squarepants as a gangster. He is wearing a red pinstripe suit and a matching fedora with a camouflage band. He has a large ring on his finger and is holding a fan of pink banknotes.

Hair

23 views · Heroin Monkey · 7 months ago

A yellow, porous, rectangular cartoon character, resembling Spongebob Squarepants, is depicted with a surprised or shocked expression, mouth wide open, and eyes closed, appearing to lie down. Above the character, white text reads: "dam splotch cob got da hair ike fart shrimp sun".

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