Splatter jokes
Q: How many aborted babies does it take to paint a house?
A: Depends on how hard you throw them.
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!
(Obtained by running over 69 children.)
What do you call a drunk, depressed man that skydives?
Splattered.
My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.
What noise does Sally like to say? Splat!
Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.
How many kids does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them. ๐๐๐๐
It squirted in my eye, God dammit!
I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."