Splatter jokes
What do you call a drunk, depressed man that skydives?
Splattered.
My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!
(Obtained by running over 69 children.)
sus
The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.
1 like = 1 more child in my blender.
Where did Sally go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.
I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.
It's called "spastics on elastics."
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.