Splatter jokes
Q: How many aborted babies does it take to paint a house?
A: Depends on how hard you throw them.
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!
(Obtained by running over 69 children.)
My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
What do you call a drunk, depressed man that skydives?
Splattered.
The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.
What noise does Sally like to say? Splat!
Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.
How many kids does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them. ๐๐๐๐
It squirted in my eye, God dammit!
I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."