What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
What did the beer can say to the other? "Open me, please!"
What did the coconut say to the other? "Crack!"
Why did the jalapeño cross the road? I got spicy!
Why did the hubcap cross the road? Crack!
Why jazz, Jr. Get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the tornado cross the road? Let’s spin again!
Why did the turkey get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the bunny get to the side of the road? Get furry!
So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?
A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.
