Spiciness jokes

What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?

Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."

Devil: Hey angel.

Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?

Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?

Angel: What?

Devil: Angelpinos!

I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.

What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?

The worst shits you'll ever see!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.

What did the beer can say to the other? "Open me, please!"

What did the coconut say to the other? "Crack!"

Why did the jalapeño cross the road? I got spicy!

Why did the hubcap cross the road? Crack!

Why jazz, Jr. Get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!

What did the tornado cross the road? Let’s spin again!

Why did the turkey get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!

What did the bunny get to the side of the road? Get furry!

So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?

A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.