Spiciness jokes

What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?

Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."

Devil: Hey angel.

Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?

Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?

Angel: What?

Devil: Angelpinos!

I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.

What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?

The worst shits you'll ever see!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.

What did the beer can say to the other? "Open me, please!"

What did the coconut say to the other? "Crack!"

Why did the jalapeño cross the road? I got spicy!

Why did the hubcap cross the road? Crack!

Why jazz, Jr. Get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!

What did the tornado cross the road? Let’s spin again!

Why did the turkey get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!

What did the bunny get to the side of the road? Get furry!

So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?

A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.

My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.

Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!

That's the best I've done so far.

What's the difference between hungry and horny?

Where you stick the cucumber.

Curry.

What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?

She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.

What do you call a nosy pepper?

Jalapeno.