Sperm Bank jokes

Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?

A: He got caught drinking on the job.

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.

Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback.

What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?

Thanks for coming!

An attractive man and a blonde meet in an elevator.

"Where are you heading today?" the man asks.

"I'm going down to give blood."

"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"

"About $30."

"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100."

The woman, slightly annoyed, gets off the elevator. The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.

"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"

"Sperm bank," she mumbles with her mouth full.

Hi, welcome to David’s sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it. How may I help you?

"_____ abortion clinic, you rape it, we scrape it.

_____ sperm bank, you spank it, we bank it."

Q: Why did the Queer get fired from the sperm bank?

A: He got caught drinking on the job.