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Spending Memes

Fly

A fly wearing a hat is shown with the text "Has 24 hour lifespan. Spends 18 of those hours around me."

Mom

The image shows a two-panel meme featuring Spongebob Squarepants. The top panel reads: "Moms when you buy something with their money", paired with an image of Spongebob with a wide-open mouth and shocked expression. The bottom panel reads: "Moms when they buy something with your money", paired with an image of Spongebob with a cute and innocent face, and hands on his cheek.

Grandma

We ain’t got no new memes so here

A cartoon character with a round belly. The text says "when you spend a week at Grandma's".

Cat

A group of adorable kittens is sitting in a cardboard box. The text says, "CATS - YOU SPEND HUNDREDS ON TOYS AND THEY TAKE THE MOST ENJOYMENT FROM A FREE CARDBOARD BOX."

Family

A man with glasses looks surprised, with the text above him.

Girl

im that girl

A minion standing in front of a text that reads: Here's to the girls: To the girls who don't wake up with perfect hair. Who don't mind eating a Big Mac instead of a salad. Who don't wear 50 pounds of makeup. Who'd rather spend the day in sweatpants than skinny jeans. Who love the comfort of T-shirts. Who don't get all the guys. Who's not "popular" but feels like it when they're with their friends. Who stick to sneakers instead of heels. Who aren't way. Who don't get everything they want. Who doesn't need a guy to tell them that they are beautiful.

Shadow

UHm idk -_-

The text asks "What spends all the time on the floor but never gets dirty?" The answer is: "Your Shadow."

Money

A screenshot of a Google search result titled "Daily Spending For 70 Years." It calculates that spending $332 billion in 70 years requires spending approximately $12,994,129.16 per day. The search bar contains the query "vibrating buttplug for men."

Money

for real

Two images of Kermit the Frog. The first one is a normal image of Kermit. The second shows Kermit wearing a dark cloak. The text says: "Me: I'm so happy I'm saving money. Me to me: Now spend all of it."

Slang

bro didnt even get the words right

An image shows Explain Bear explaining the meaning of "icl ts pmo". It means:
ICL: I am dead
TS: That sucks
PMO: Put me on.

Money

The image shows a screenshot of a song by Ken Carson called "i need u." The lyrics are shown with the first part "Where your racks go?" and the second part "Oh, you spent it on hoes, money, drugs, and clothes." with red circles around both parts.