Spat jokes
A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, slut!"
I walked towards him.
"I prefer slit," I said.
"Why?" He asked.
"You see these wrists?" I spat at him.
I spat on a blind kid and told him it was raining.
My son wore his new "Go Vegan" Hoodie for the first time today, and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked, & spat on!!!!
And he's not even left the house yet!!!
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
Astronauts just found water on Mars! Mars: 1. Africa: 0.
Community talk
(Requested by Anonymous)
Arthur strolled into camp with a mischievous smirk on his face, his clothes nowhere to be found. Dutch raised an eyebrow at him, his expression a mixture of confusion and annoyance.
"What the hell are you doing, Arthur?" Dutch demanded.
"Just enjoying a little freedom, Dutch," Arthur replied with a chuckle. "Why, are you jealous?"
Dutch glared at him, crossing his arms. "Put some damn clo… Read more