Spat jokes

Slit

A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, slut!"

I walked towards him.

"I prefer slit," I said.

"Why?" He asked.

"You see these wrists?" I spat at him.

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    Son

    My son wore his new "Go Vegan" Hoodie for the first time today, and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked, & spat on!!!!

    And he's not even left the house yet!!!

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    (Requested by Anonymous)

    Arthur strolled into camp with a mischievous smirk on his face, his clothes nowhere to be found. Dutch raised an eyebrow at him, his expression a mixture of confusion and annoyance.

    "What the hell are you doing, Arthur?" Dutch demanded.

    "Just enjoying a little freedom, Dutch," Arthur replied with a chuckle. "Why, are you jealous?"

    Dutch glared at him, crossing his arms. "Put some damn clo… Read more