South jokes
What does a South African Batman wear? A cape.
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
Your hairline's so bent, it goes west, east, north, and south!
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Abe vs The South
Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?
A. The anti-Family Guy episode.
I'd make you fall harder than the South Tower.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
Why do birds fly south?
Because it's too far to walk.
Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Brazilian.
South's losing to Broncos. 😹
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
The wine taster at an old vineyard died. A homeless guy, looking ragged and dirty, came to apply. He persuaded the manager to give him a try.
The guy was given a glass of wine. He swirled, smelled, sipped, and spit. “It's a red wine, Merlot, three years old, grown on the South Slope and matured in oak barrels,” he said. "Impressive," said the manager.
The man is given another. “Still a red wine, Cabernet, eight years old, from the Northeast slope, stored in steel vats.”
The manager was amazed. He winked at his secretary. The secretary understood and brought out a glass of urine. The drunkard tasted it and said, “It's a blond, 27 years old, three months pregnant, and if I don't get this job, I'll tell who the father is!”
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."
Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.