Here's how to piss off all of North America.
All the United States is, is South Canadia.
when the south tower saw the north tower collapse he say I'm still standing.
Your dad is so fat he walks past the TV I miss 3 episodes of South Park
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common They both say "Hello children"
1 like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do but one rule it can be only 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire
as i am from south carolina i just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about
them slaves taking credit for everything
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red Antarctica is in the south Get on your knees And open your mouth
What does a South African batman wear? A cape.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said “we will talk about this when we are on the ground”
Why was the north tower a bad doctor when the south tower collapsed? Bc the north tower didn’t do cpr
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb
North Tower: No, that was da plane
yo mama so fat that the US (mexico) and north korea (south korea) got into war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean and North Korean all walk into a bar
The Landlord says "why the same faces lads".
Which tower is better at playing catch the south tower obviously it caught 2
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
Why do birds fly south?
Because it's too far to walk.
How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian
Q: Why did the flat earther become gay?
A: He knows a thing or 2 about giving dome.
Q: Why did he eventually become asexual?
A: He doesn't believe in anything south of the border.
The Wine Taster At An Old Vineyard Died. A Homeless Guy, Looking Ragged And Dirty, Came To Apply. He Persuaded The Manager To Give Him A Try. The guy was given a glass of wine. He swirled, smelled, sipped and spit. “It's a red wine, Merlot, three years old, grown on the South Slope and matured in oak barrels." He said. "Impressive," said the manager.
The man is given another. "Still a red wine, Cabernet, eight years old, from the Northeast slope, stored in a steel vats.”
The manager was amazed. He winked at his secretary. The secretary understood and brought out a glass of urine. The drunkard tasted it and said. "It's a blond, 27 years old, three months pregnant, and if I don't get this job, I'll tell who the father is!"
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
̈HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZ- ̈
