What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
Why was the north tower a bad doctor when the south tower collapsed? Bc the north tower didn’t do cpr
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb
North Tower: No, that was da plane
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Why do birds fly south?
Because it's too far to walk.
Which tower is better at playing catch the south tower obviously it caught 2
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean and North Korean all walk into a bar
The Landlord says "why the same faces lads".
South’s losing to broncos😹
What’s the difference between a cancer patient and British news reporter in south They usually don’t live to tell the tale
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Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones
North Tower: Hey south tower we can talk later I gotta catch a plane
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza? It got a bunch of plane.
What did the north tower say to the south tower in summer?
Are you ready for fall?
So at school there are these twins at my school so I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them once I realized I why it felt so wrong to do it I had already threw them I hit the north then the south one.
How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian
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Roses are red, I like girls from the south, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kids head and farting in his mouth.
What's the difference between a tornado and Divorce down south Nothing some Losing a Trailer
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
̈HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZ- ̈
Hi there! My name is Michael Grover, and I am an explorer. Ever since I’ve been little, I’ve loved searching for new things. As a baby, my parents kept finding me in nooks and crannies around the house. “On the search” as they would say. By the age of 5, I had been to every continent on the planet, barring Antarctica. For my 12th birthday, my parents got me diving lessons, and by the time I was 13, I could scuba dive to a depth of 40 meters, as well as go cave diving. I got a pilot’s license by the age of 17, and I learned to sail just before my 18th birthday. Instead of going to university, I decided to travel around South America, exploring its rich jungles and beautiful landscapes. During my trip, I met my now wife who was also an explorer. For our honeymoon, we sailed around the Caribbean and we discovered 3 new islands which we named after the cats that I had growing up. Over the course of my life, I have come across great treasures and wondrous experiences. But in all my life, and in all my travels, I’m afraid I have never come across a single person who cared about what you just said.
