South jokes

The north and south towers got into an argument.

The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."

Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?

Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.

What’s the difference between a cancer patient and a British news reporter in the South?

They usually don’t live to tell the tale.

Why do birds fly south?

Because it's too far to walk.

South's losing to Broncos. 😹

What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?

A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.

"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"

Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!

Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.

How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.

North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"

What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?

It got a bunch of plane.

A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.

The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?

"Are you ready for fall?"

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?

Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.

So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.

Q: Why did the flat earther become gay?

A: He knows a thing or two about giving dome.

Q: Why did he eventually become asexual?

A: He doesn't believe in anything south of the border.

I'd make you fall harder than the South Tower.

Wanna know the last words of the south tower?

"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"

A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"

Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"

Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"

*Insert me starting a war in the comments*