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Heroin Monkey

A text transcript of a radio conversation between the British and the Irish. The British ship demands the Irish to change course, the Irish respond that they are a lighthouse.

Heroin Monkey

Two tweets are shown in a side by side comparison. The first tweet reads: "To be fair, you could drive for 149 hours across Vatican City if you drive slow enough." The second tweet below the first one reads: "You can drive for 149 hours across Russia and still be in Russia". The second tweet also includes an image of the Russian map with a line of travel highlighted. It shows the route from west to east of Russia and has a text bubble displaying '149 hr'.

Heroin Monkey

A Hot Pockets package with the text "Made with 100% existential dread. THE ENDLESS COSMIC VOID with the sound of a thousand collapsing stars in a suffocating groan." Instead of a typical filling, the inside shows black tentacles and other strange shapes. There is also text describing the product as "OVERWHELMINGLY STUFFED WITH VISIONS OF THE ABYSS -THE SIZE OF THE UNIVERSE - THE LENGTH OF TIME - THE EDGE OF REALITY" The label says "Nestle Hot Pockets"

King bob

South Korea

The image shows a collection of missiles on display. One missile is black and angled upwards. Another is white with "R.O.K. NAVY" printed on its side. There are two smaller white missiles with "U.S. ARMY" printed on them, and one blue one.

King bob

South Korea

A military parade showing a large, camouflage-painted missile on a transporter vehicle, with a soldier in uniform standing to the left of the vehicle. In the background, a building and a large portrait of a man can be seen.

AG3.0

When i was watching south park, this what happens...

A still from South Park, with a character dressed as Freddy Fazbear holding a severed hand, and the text "THE BITE OF 87 REFERENCE". Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh, and Kyle Broflovski are standing in the foreground, looking worried.

Heroin Monkey

A globe with the face of Walter White superimposed on the area of South America. The text above reads "JESSE I HAVE", and the text below reads "BECOME SOUTH AMERICA".

ligmaballs2.0

omg look what homer said

Homer Simpson is pointing at a map of South America, specifically at Paraguay. The text says: "Look at this country, U R Gay."

King bob

South Korea nukes

Two people stand in front of a large missile on a truck. The missile is black and white with a red star. The truck is an olive green military vehicle.

Adolf Nigler

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King bob

South Korea

A large missile on a transporter is being displayed in front of a crowd. The background shows flags of North Korea. The writing on the building reads "조선민주주의인민공화국만세!", meaning "Long live the Democratic People's Republic of Korea!"

Adolf Nigler

A screenshot of the Wikipedia page for Goochland, Virginia. It includes a photograph of the Goochland County Courthouse, a map showing the location of Goochland in Virginia, and information about the area's geography and population.

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

A large, colorful beach ball, with a man standing next to it. The text below the image reads: "A fun way to ruin a weekend and blow 100 bucks. We took this ball to the beach and after close to 2 hours to pump it up, we pushed it around for about 10 fun filled minutes. That was when the wind picked it up and sent it huddling down the beach at about 40 knots. It destroyed everything in its path. Children screamed in terror at the giant inflatable monster that crushed their sand castles. Grown men were knocked down trying to save their families. The faster we chased it, the faster it rolled. It was like it was mocking us. Eventually, we had to stop running after it because its path of injury and destruction was going to cost us a fortune in legal fees. Rumor has it that it can still be seen stalking innocent families on the Florida panhandle. We lost it in South Carolina, so there is something to be said about its durability."

AG3.0

The image shows Cartman from South Park as a large, blob-like character with his iconic blue hat. The text overlay reads: "HAHA! SOUTH PARK PREDICTED YOUR MOM, HAHA!"

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Me and my 3 friends be like :

The image shows four cartoon characters with big smiles next to a TV screen. The text above the images reads "ME AND THE GANG WATCHING SOUTH PARK BE LIKE". On the TV screen, the cartoon character Eric Cartman from South Park is visible.

Wade

Abe vs The South

A cartoon character with a red cap and an angry expression. Text on top reads, "Abraham Lincoln gets elected. The South:". Bottom text says, "I guess I have no choice but to defend my agricultural assets."