Yo mama so old, her birth certificate expired.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.
You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.
Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.
Why was the orphan so successful?
They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.
My life is so sad it's because you're in it.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.
Kid: Why?
Dad: So you won't get bored.
My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.
Yo mamma is so dumb that she smokes to burn calories!
My sister gives her hamster to my brother since she thinks I'm irresponsible, so I throw it out the window.
Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.
Whenever I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.
There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, and it can be quite annoying, making it hard for the patients to sleep, so I unplug them.
I was in math class, and we were learning geometry. My teacher said, "PENTAGON!" then all of a sudden, PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS, so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my education! 🤬
Your momma is so old she has been a waitress at the last supper.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
"So I asked a genie if he could grant me this wish. I wished to be like Michael Jackson. The next day, I was in a playground full of little kids."
