Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
Nobody: Aww, that's so sad!
Me: Just like me.
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
The cemetery is so crowded, people are just dying to get in.
My wife said I had no sense of direction... so I packed my sh*t and left.
Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.
I was staring at boobs, and she said, "Press One?"
So I did...
I don't remember much after that.
