SOS jokes
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.
My wife said I had no sense of direction... so I packed my sh*t and left.
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.
Somebody told me to cheer up so.... I told him to pass me a rope :)
Memes
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to climb Mt. Dew.
When his dick is really, really small, but you pretend it is so big it hurts so you don’t make him feel bad 'cause he is a nice guy.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
A teacher says, "If you have one dollar and your parents give you 5 dollars, how much do you have?"
Everyone raised their hands except for a little girl in the front, but the teacher called on her anyway.
The girl said, "My parents left me, so I would have one dollar."
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
I have a choking kink, so I will enjoy hanging.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?
Get a calculator.
Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄