SOS jokes

Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?

Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.

Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.

Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.

Yo mama is so old, she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.

I have an exam next week, so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips.

Yo mama so old when she farts, dust comes out.

So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.

They burst into tears.

I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.

I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.

Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."

Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.

Your forehead is so big, a whole jungle grew on it.

I know the voices in my head aren't real, but man, do they have some good ideas.

My mom asked me if I was okay, so I replied, "I will be," and jumped out the window!

Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.

Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣

Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.

You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.