SOS jokes
Jesus stinks so bad he killed all living things in Heaven.
I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
You're so lucky bullies don't have a chance to push you around anymore?
They'll get theirs when they're in a wheelchair?
So Joe was at the store and he was looking for a dildo.
Then he saw one made out of dick skin, so he grabbed it and uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh UhuhUhUhUhUhuHuHuHuHUHUHUHUHUHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH went his mouth.
PENIS PENIS
Memes
My marriage was on the rocks, so I buried my wife under some.
Why do you joke about Helen Keller?
She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!
Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!
You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.