People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.
So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.
SOS Jokes
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
You're so short, you have to yell to talk to people!
Dani: What's so funny?
Tess: Your face! 'Cause you're ugly!
Dani: WHY!!!!!!!
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
My friend told me that he saw a yacht went close in to the yeti's eye, so I said to my friend, "Did the yeti kiss?" But my friend said, "No, the yeti have to play games every single day, or the yeti will die."
Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.
Yo mama eats so much that she spends her whole life on the toilet.
Why do orphans play baseball?
So they can touch home.
I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.
Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.
So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?
Why did the clock eat so fast?
He wanted to go in for SECONDS! Super bad, huh?
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Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.
Son: Dad, can I get a girlfriend?
Dad: Son, no, you are only 10, so no.
Son: Dad, I'm leaving to get a girlfriend.
Dad: Son, nooo, you are not my son!
Son: What did you say? *Son slaps the dad.*
Dad: Good, son, goodbye, get out of my home.
Son: Good, you can go move to a new home.
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
Adopted kid:
Hey, Alex, what are you doing?
Alex:
Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."
Adopted kid:
OK, dad Alex.
Alex:
Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!
Adopted kid:
I’m so glad I have a mom.
Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.
Joke: "7 8 9" (seven eight nine), why is 8 (eight) scared of 7 (seven)?
Answer: This is because; in "7 8 9", 8 is pronounced as (ate). So because seven ate nine, eight is scared that seven would eat eight also.
So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"
