SOS jokes

So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."

A farmer had a donkey and a dog. One night, he was getting robbed by a thief. The donkey told the dog to bark, but the dog refused. So the donkey brayed very loudly, and the thief ran out of the house, and the farmer beat up the donkey.

Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!

Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.

Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.

Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.

I'm sorry my jokes are so bad.

Why is the fanny flat? Because so it can flop about.

Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?

Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."

Therapist: That's not so bad.

Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."

I'm great!! I'm good. I'm doing good hahaha. I mean "well" haha! Haha I'm doing well, not good! Haha I'm not doing good! I'm not doing so good.

I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!

There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.

Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?

Because they lost their queen.

So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?

Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.

Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.

Your forehead is so big, you got an eight-head.

You know, their family dinners must be so happy.

Why are Americans so bad at chess?

They already lost two towers.