SOS jokes

Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology.

Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.

Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?

Because they can’t stand up for themselves.

Your forehead is so big, you got an eight-head.

Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.

So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, gravity was no more.

Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)

Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.

I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.

Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.

Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.

Hi good morning, Alex, are you on? This is So Chat...

"Bunny was so hopping to see you this week."

Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!

Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!

Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!

So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"

Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!

Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!

Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.