SOS jokes

Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.

This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.

Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.

My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.

Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!

You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!

Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.

Kid: So what? At least they love me more.

Why is willb103 so funny?!!

Because he made the joke home page!!!

Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.

Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!

"Me fa so?"

Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?

So they can be connected.

When you have an ex, you will notice that the word "ex" is short for "executed," so that's there for yous.

Q: Why did the math book look so sad?

A: Because of all its problems.

My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.

Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.

Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.

What's SoDN?

Suck on deez nuts.

Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.

The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life, so he shot him. Then the judge gave him 15 years, so there you go, problem solved.

You are so dumb.