When you have an ex, you will notice that the word "ex" is short for "executed," so that's there for yous.
SOS Jokes
Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
A: Because of all its problems.
My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.
Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life, so he shot him. Then the judge gave him 15 years, so there you go, problem solved.
You are so dumb.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?
Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.
You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.
Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. ππ ππππ€£
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
Theyβd probably get shellshocked, wasnβt it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, Iβm headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?
