SOS jokes

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?

So he could drop some WORDPLAY.

Your hairline is so bad that KSI's hairline actually looks normal.

So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.

The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"

You're so hot!

You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.

Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.

So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.

You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.

Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.

You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.

Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!

Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.

Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.

Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.

Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.

Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.

Your mama is so fat.

She went on a diet and solved world hunger!

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.

Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.