SOS jokes

Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"

Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!

God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.

A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"

I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."

Bootylicious lol

Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!

So I punched an orphan...

What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???

My bully: Your face is ugly.

Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.

My bully: :(

I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers.

He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away.

Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.

Yo mama so gay, she almost passed away.

Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom: sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30, and they're 18, so is it a reverse pedo? Oh well.

Your hairline is so ugly, even Dora the Explorer can’t even do it.

I was in the Sahara Desert, dying of thirst. Thankfully, Pionel Pessi, the debut man, came to my rescue👨‍🚒. He brought in 100's of helicopters filled with bottles to quench my thirst. I asked him how he had so many bottles; "big games," he replied. Thanks for saving my life, my idol.

It's about bottling.

It's about crying.

I stay finished, I fake retire.

Put in the diving.

Put in the ghosting

And take my fake trophies.

Eibar and Bolivia in my veins.

My Barcelona banged by Bayern.

I bottle the game, so what's my farmer's name? (Pessi)

I suck on cups so START RUNNIN' CUPHEAD!

Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.

I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.

You're so skinny you use floss to wipe your butt.

Your mom is so fat, it takes a year to turn around.