Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.
My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.
Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Why is willb103 so funny?!!
Because he made the joke home page!!!
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
"Me fa so?"
When you have an ex, you will notice that the word "ex" is short for "executed," so that's there for yous.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.
