Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
SOS Jokes
You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
Me: I wouldnβt want to be with a shitmate.
Shitmate: Youβre so shitable.
Me: Bring banana ice cream.
Shitmate: Never happening.
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!
You know, their family dinners must be so happy.
I'm sorry my jokes are so bad.
Why is the fanny flat? Because so it can flop about.
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
I'm great!! I'm good. I'm doing good hahaha. I mean "well" haha! Haha I'm doing well, not good! Haha I'm not doing good! I'm not doing so good.
