SOS jokes

Why did Stephen die so early?

He didn't use long lasting batteries.

You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.

A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?

Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.

You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.

Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.

You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣

Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.

What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!

They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.

Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.

Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."

I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?

Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.

You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."

So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?

Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.

Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.

Me: I wouldn’t want to be with a shitmate.

Shitmate: You’re so shitable.

Me: Bring banana ice cream.

Shitmate: Never happening.

Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.

Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.