SOS jokes

This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.

P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.

The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.

So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"

Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

We are in a matrix, wake up.

If a girl says no twice 🤔.

Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!

Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.

Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!

Yo mama so OLD...

Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!

Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!

Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"

Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.

Best friend makes joke about 9/11.

Me: My pop was a part of that!

Best friend: So sorry!

Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.

My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.

She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."

What made his beats so bad?

His name.

Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.

The Queen: "I've had a few medical problems this year. I'm so old that my pussy is haunted!"

Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.

Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.

Hello worstjokesever.com, I am not typing but instead using a microphone to speech, ding me a period.

I don’t see what’s coming up, but I don’t know why I am sending, so it will be random or funny or just stupid, LOL. So like and subscribe and...

Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!

Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.