SOS jokes

During Covid, lockdown went on for so long that even the agoraphobics got cabin fever.

How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?

How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!

Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!

You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.

Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

I'm in school lol.

When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣

Have you heard the saying, "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Great saying.

Not so great way to find out you are adopted.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.

Just to an orphan.

Orphan: You're stupid.

You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!

So dark.

Many jokes about orphans.

God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!

Daughter: Dad, why did Mom do best?

Dad: Nothing, except pretend to love us and leave.

Daughter: So she only loves my sister?

Dad: Yep.

Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!

Me so horny! Me so horny!

My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"

Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.

Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”

Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"

Yo mama so old, she was there when Moses was born.