SOS jokes

Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"

Yo mama so old, she was there when Moses was born.

One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol

Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.

I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.

I wanted to have sex, but I share a room with my brother, so we made a code. "Tomato" for faster, and "cheese" for more, and I shouted, "Tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese." My brother said, "Stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayo on my bed!"

How come Christmas is one time? Because it is so nice!

Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.

You guys are cow-medians!

So funny!

Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.

My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.

Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?

Because they had horns!

Yo mama is so fat we need to use yo papa!

Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.

So I walked into my bathroom to clean some stuff, and no one ever told me you can't put phones in the bathtub!

BREAKING NEWS

All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.

The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.

Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.

My manager told me to have a good day. So I didn't go into work.

Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!