Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.
SOS Jokes
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
The exam is knocking at my door... so I ran away from the window.
Why were Adam and Eve's sons so much alike? Because Cain was Abel minded!
Have you heard the saying, "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Great saying.
Not so great way to find out you are adopted.
Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.
What made his beats so bad?
His name.
I wanted to have sex, but I share a room with my brother, so we made a code. "Tomato" for faster, and "cheese" for more, and I shouted, "Tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese." My brother said, "Stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayo on my bed!"
How come Christmas is one time? Because it is so nice!
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?
Because they had horns!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom?
So he could querk.
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
Inflation is so bad, McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Yo mama so old her Bible was autographed by Jesus.
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
Yo mama so fat, she went to space and there was no space left.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so they can fetch some pee. Jack fell down and broke his whole body. Jill just laughed and didn’t care, so now they have a daughter.
Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech, so Hitler yelled, "WHO SNEEZED ROW 1? DID ANYONE SNEEZE?" They said no, and Hitler shot everybody. Same for row 2 & 3, but in row 4 someone nervous said, "Me, I'm sorry." Then Hitler said, "Bless you."
