SOS jokes
Doctor: I’m so sorry, sir, but you only have a couple months left.
The sir: My children will be devastated.
Doctor: But I have a shot that can change that.
The sir: Whatever it takes.
*Suppressed gunshots*
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
My willy was feeling itchy, so I decided to go to the doctor.
My doctor was foreign and spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. As I returned home, I noticed my willy was gone! Pessi stole my PENis thinking it was a Penalty just so he could statpad. SHAME ON YOU!
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.
Memes
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
If a girl says no twice 🤔.
Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Yo mama so OLD...
Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!
Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!
Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"
Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."
What made his beats so bad?
His name.
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
The Queen: "I've had a few medical problems this year. I'm so old that my pussy is haunted!"
Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.