SOS jokes

Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!

What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.

Stranger: Do you want a lollipop?

Kid: No, I hate lollipops, so yeah, and you are not my daddy.

You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!

Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.

Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.

You're so hot when your girlfriend tries to suck your cock, it burns her mouth.

Johnny eats a lot of ham, so he catches lots of spam.

What did the blender say to the orange juice?

"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."

Why is Sally on TikTok?

Because she wants followers, so follow carcar1431 and xox.meg.xox1.

So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her, so she said, "Stop horsing around!"

Get it? "Horse-ing."

If your butt hurts real bad, put some vapor rub and booty cream on it so it can heal back to normal.

Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.

So, if being a paedophile is a career, then burying the bodies must be gardening.

Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"

I saw a trophy in my sister's room. So I said congratulations on your cheer leading. My sister said I didn't win the trophy for cheer leading, so I asked why. My sister said I won because I give the best jobs.

I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.

Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.

I found a dog outside a store, so I took him home with me.

The dog was standing outside a blind supplies store.

Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!