Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
SOS Jokes
Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
That is so bad, just like you.
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
Yo mama so fat, it took the Flash 40 years to run around her.
I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"
Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"
I put my fish on a leash so I could teach him to walk. Then I took him out for a walk. Then, when I put him back in the tank, he stopped moving.
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol
Daughter: Dad, why did Mom do best?
Dad: Nothing, except pretend to love us and leave.
Daughter: So she only loves my sister?
Dad: Yep.
I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.
Yo mama so old, she was there when Moses was born.
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
