SOS jokes

Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.

Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.

Why did the math book look so sad?

Because it has many problems.

Having sex in an elevator is wrong. On so many levels.

Damn, that joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.

My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.

There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.

Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...

My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.

Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.

I'm an orphan, so kidnap me.

Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.

I'm so emo, my blood is black.

Hi guys, jokes for sister.

So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.

So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.

My girlfriend was born on February 29th, so does that mean she is 2 years old?

So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.

Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!