SOS jokes
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
Memes
This background is so good, and I would like to show yall it.
Animals are just... so hot!
My dad told me "No electronics at the table," so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
That is so bad, just like you.
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
Yo mama so fat, it took the Flash 40 years to run around her.
I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"
Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"