Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.
SOS Jokes
My middle name is Brian. I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out "Johnny Brain Walker" was incorrect.
Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."
Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.
eBay is so useless.
I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.
Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.
Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
