SOS jokes
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"
So I threw my dictionary at her.
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I pray God I'm not so ugly as you.
Memes
Yo mama so stupid, she went to Dr. Pepper for a check up.
Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."
My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did.
I spread Covid across the globe because I tested positive :D
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well. There's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.
I'm scared that it moves at night.
I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my eye off it.
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!
Family is precious, so you have to keep them away from the sunlight.
Yesterday a woman stabbed me, so I stabbed her back. Then I realized she was the vaccine woman.
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I bought her another, identical one.
She just screamed at me and said: “What am I meant to do with two dead dogs?!?”