SOS jokes

Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

What came before the dinosaurs?

Your hairline, because it's so far back!

I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!

This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!

Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.

Yo mama so rich the Socs got jealous.

Yo mama so poor, the Greasers got jealous.

The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.

The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.

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I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂

You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.

Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.

My middle name is Brian. I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out "Johnny Brain Walker" was incorrect.

Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."

Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.

Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.

eBay is so useless.

I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.

Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.

Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.