SOS jokes

Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't need internet, she's already WORLDWIDE.

Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."

My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.

This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.

Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.

I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.

Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?

I am so disappointed in this race.

Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.

Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!

Yo mama so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

I am Asian.

I am so Asian my pronouns are: heeEEE/Ya.

Why are gay dudes so rude?

Because they are fucking assholes.

Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

They already lost two towers.

I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.

Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.

Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!