I am Asian.
I am so Asian my pronouns are: heeEEE/Ya.
SOS Jokes
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they are fucking assholes.
Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
What came before the dinosaurs?
Your hairline, because it's so far back!
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.
Yo mama so rich the Socs got jealous.
Yo mama so poor, the Greasers got jealous.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
🤣🤣🤣
I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂
You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
