SOS jokes

Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!

Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.

Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.

TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.

Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.

Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.

I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...

I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.

And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.

My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.

She said help, so I kicked her.

Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.

I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.

You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.

You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.

Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.

Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.

There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.