"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
SOS Jokes
Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
Blud is so old he pre-ordered the Torah.
Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"
Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.
Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.
Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
Yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch!
Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
