SOS jokes
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.
Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.
Memes
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
Blud is so old he pre-ordered the Torah.
Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"
Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.