SOS jokes

Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."

Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.

Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!

Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.

My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.

Why are my students so naughty?

Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.

Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.

"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.

"Me," Wait, what...ever.

If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.

Violence isn't the answer. It's the question, and the answer is yes.

My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.

Eating a clock is so time-consuming.

You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."

Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"

Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"

Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"

You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.

My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.

If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.

I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.