SOS jokes
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "We want your weight not your phone number."
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
Memes
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.