SOS jokes

Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.

You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹

Why are chickens so funny? Because...

I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.

Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.

Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.

Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.

Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.

Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.

You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.

Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.

Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.

Your forehead is so big you look like MegaMind.

You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.

My wife is so fat, she gets weighed on the Richter scale.

My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.

My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.

My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!

My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.

When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.