SOS jokes

You're so skinny that you fall.

Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"

Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.

You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.

Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.

Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!

Qassem Soleimani is so popular today.

I mean, he just blew up overnight!

Why did so many people die in the Grenfell Fire Disaster in London?

All the exit signs were in English.

The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.

A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.

I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.

Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.

Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.

Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.

You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.

So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.

You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say bye!

My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"

So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.

Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.