SOS jokes
Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?
Because they just keep getting harder and harder!
Yo mama's so fat, Thanos had to clap.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
Memes
I asked the homeless woman if I could take her home. She said yes, so I took it.
Your hairline goes so far back, I remember seeing it in the Stone Age.
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their beats!
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:
So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...
It was wrong on so many levels.
My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.
The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"
Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?
Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance on the cliff, so I pushed her over because I lost my balance!
Your forehead is so big, I can write an essay on it.