SOS jokes
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
Memes
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
Heâs so short no one can see you very close by.
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
Hey Siri, whatâs in my bank account?
You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, youâre so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! Youâre so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! Youâre so ugly that-
(Destroys phone cutely)
Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.
Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch!
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, âOh no!â
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
My middle name is Brian. I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out "Johnny Brain Walker" was incorrect.
The doctor had an ego so big, it fell into the ocean fast.