SOS jokes

You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?

Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.

Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.

Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?

Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.

My middle name is Brian. I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out "Johnny Brain Walker" was incorrect.

The doctor had an ego so big, it fell into the ocean fast.

Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.

Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."

Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!

Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.

What came before the dinosaurs?

Your hairline, because it's so far back!

I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!

This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!

Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!

Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.

Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.

Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?

Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!