SOS jokes
*Coughs roughly* Oh my God, it hurts so much. I can't see. It burns! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! *Weakly*
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."
God made Adam and Eve have sex right out the gate.
Then he made teenagers horny... yet here we are with a so-called "rise in teen pregnancy."
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.
Memes
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.
Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.
I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.
I needn't have bothered.
The next day, it was smeared all over my face.
You know why women wear tampons?
So the crabs could bungee jump!
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
Q: Why is the graveyard so noisy? A: Because all the coffin.
If you don't get it, it means because of people coughing.
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.