SOS jokes
Handicapped jokes are so cruel.
I can't stand them!
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?
So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼
Memes
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
So I laughed at their chalk outline.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jill’s real name was Randy.
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B 💿.
I want to be like pizza so I can get cut into 8 pieces.
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
Man, Uranus is so big!
Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
Why are orphans and bananas so much alike? Because they both get split.
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.